Retail

Here's a note to America's (slacker) youth.
Whilst working your "stupid" retail job remember these things:
1. You are getting paid to do a job, not just to "Be" there. Make a
freakin' effort!
2. Chatty time with your co-workers is not while you are ringing someone
up!
3.The best time to ask someone if you can help them find anything, is
NOT on their way out the door!
and finally...
4. Make eye contact, and speak clearly "Mushmouth"!